Broccoli, That’s What!

What smells like butt?

Evil Evil Broccoli

Old, uncooked broccoli to be exact.

And the stink lingers in the kitchen. It menaced us so badly that I ran pell-mell outside in a downpour to grab our trash can that was only halfway pulled up from the curb so we could banish it from the house.

Broccoli may be good for you, but beware its revenge if you don’t eat it promptly. It’s lethal.

2 Responses to “Broccoli, That’s What!”

  1. Holmes says:

    Yeah, the greens are vengeful like that.

  2. Sarah says:

    We just punted some funky broc ourselves. Girls gotta find something to do when there ain’t no Battlestar. Sniff some stinky veggies? First on the list. Clean the fridge? Sure.

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