House Urchin

I am unemployed. I am so very, very unemployed. Ergo, I am poor. I am so very, very poor.

My loving husband has a label for poor, unemployed people living in his house. He created it for me tonight because he loves me. The label is “House Urchin.”

Now, I’m off to find some newspapers I can use for a bed tonight.

2 Responses to “House Urchin”

  1. Holmes says:

    Does this mean you’re going to start greeting people as “guv’na” and speaking in a cockney accent? That’d be awesome.

  2. The Husband says:

    I agree wholeheartedly with the good Sir Holmes.

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